Poops!

The moment I heard that there were valentine poos,I knew i had to get one.But there was this teeny weeny little problem for the impatient me to poop.
I WAS TOO CLEAN.
I wanted to get dirty as fast I could but how?
Hence,I forced the impatient me to wait for flies to gather.
wait wait wait.

Finally, TADA!!
FLIES!!!
Due to the regular bathing I took daily,(I'm too lazy to take a bath at times.)I had to force myself not to take a bath with this flies buzzing around me.All the hard work for just poo.BELIEVE IT.
Fortunately,my hard work did pay off.I not only poop one of the valentine poo,I even pooped two at once!(The third one was pooped on another day.)My owner was surprised and happy when she saw that.The poo was beautiful....It was pink,(Pink is not my favourite colur but whoever heard of pink poo?!)It had an arrow poking out and it was even animated with hearts floating out of the poo!(Imagine...HEARTS floating out of a poo,It must have smelt as nice as it looks. :D)The picture above is my collection of poo but one more brown poo was pooped out and i did not have a picture of my Current collection of poo.Now I am at a fresh attempt to poop other kinds of poo after my celebration of having pooed new poos after goodness how many years.Wish me luck!

Hearts and Kisses from me(Valentine's special)